Best I Funny Quotes | I Funny: A Middle School Story by James Patterson

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Best I Funny Quotes | I Funny: A Middle School Story by James Patterson


He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
― James Patterson

He may look like an idiot-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
He may look like an idiot-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

A lot healthier than getting socked in the stomach. Especially if you had a big breakfast.
― James Patterson

A lot healthier than getting socked-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
A lot healthier than getting socked-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

“The school crossing guard is a zombie?” screams the youngest Smiley. Then she starts crying. “I hugged her once, Mommy! Am I gonna turn into a zombie, too?” “Take it easy, dear,” says Aunt Smiley. “It’s just a joke. I think. Right, Jamie?”
― James Patterson

The school crossing guard is a zombie-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
The school crossing guard is a zombie-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Have you ever done something extremely stupid like, oh, I don’t know, try to make a room filled with total strangers laugh until their sides hurt? Totally
― James Patterson

Have you ever done something extremely-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Have you ever done something extremely-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life doing something, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

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when you realize you want to spend-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
when you realize you want to spend-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

“wanted that to be my bedroom,” he says. “It’d be so easy to sneak out at night to TP yards, egg cars, and punch people.” Yes, Stevie has an active social life.
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

wanted that to be my bedroom-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
wanted that to be my bedroom-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Yes, I have a very small and mostly nerdy fan club. And much to my amazement, it grows a little larger every day. Apparently, these new recruits liked what they saw of my act on YouTube (even though everybody wishes that doofus blocking the camera had a smaller head).
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

Yes, I have a very small and mostly nerdy-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Yes, I have a very small and mostly nerdy-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Okay, so how, exactly, did I get into this mess—up onstage at a comedy club, baking like a bag of French fries under a hot spotlight that shows off my sweat stains( including one that sort of looks like Jabba the Hutt), with about a thousand beady eyeballs drilling into me?
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

so how, exactly, did I get into this mess-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
so how, exactly, did I get into this mess-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Get-out-of-the-house-NOW-because-he’s-calling-you-from-downstairs-and-has-a-chainsaw scared.
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

Get-out-of-the-house-NOW-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Get-out-of-the-house-NOW-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Stevie Kosgrov is my very own somewhat demented Dudley Dursley—if Dudley had muscles and serious BO issues and knew how to jam people’s heads down toilets to give them a swirly. Yes,
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

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Stevie Kosgrov is my very own-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Stevie Kosgrov is my very own-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Chapter 16 ME AND MY CRAZY FRIENDS Yes, the other Smileys finally came home and, yes, my body finally thawed out. Now
― I Funny: A Middle School Story


He’s basically putting on a private doo-wop show for the seagulls. Then he stops, spreads out his arms, and adds in the harmony: “In the still of the ni-i-i-ight!
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

He’s basically putting on a private-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
He’s basically putting on a private-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

Ever notice that anyone going slower-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Ever notice that anyone going slower-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Yesterday I asked my teacher, ‘How come I have to study English? I’m never going to England!’ ” Stevie still isn’t laughing, but…
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

Yesterday I asked my teacher-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Yesterday I asked my teacher-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

If number two pencils are so popular, why are they still number two?
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

if number two pencils are so popular-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
if number two pencils are so popular-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Big Sale. Last Week.’ Last week? Why advertise? I already missed it. They’re just rubbing it in.
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

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Big Sale. Last Week-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Big Sale. Last Week-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Why did Piglet, Eeyore, and Christopher Robin stick their heads down the toilet? Easy. They were looking for Pooh.
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

Why did Piglet, Eeyore, and Christopher-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Why did Piglet, Eeyore, and Christopher-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

However, I had been hoping that Donald Trump would just drop me off in one of his helicopters.
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

However, I had been hoping that-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
However, I had been hoping that-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Terrible. This morning, when I put on my underwear, I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

Terrible. This morning, when I put on-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
Terrible. This morning, when I put on-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

friends are the family we choose.
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

friends are the family we choose-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
friends are the family we choose-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

it’s pretty hard for a bully to give you a triple nipple cripple if he’s doubled over,
― I Funny: A Middle School Story

it’s pretty hard for a bully to give-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson
it’s pretty hard for a bully to give-Best I Funny Quotes I Funny A Middle School Story by James Patterson

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