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Never ask a baker what went into a pie. Just eat.
― George R.R. Martin
Pie…it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.
― Kevin James
In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.
― Dan Florence
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
― Carl Sagan
The First Law of Pies: ‘No Pastry, No Pie.’ The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).
― Janet Clarkson
Pie and Coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman.
― Anonymous
A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
― Stephen King
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
― Jim Gaffigan
But I, when I undress me
Each night, upon my knees
Will ask the Lord to bless me
With apple-pie and cheese.
― Eugene Field
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.
― Jane Austen
Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that’s not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.
― Will Advise
Pie makes everybody happy.
― Laurie Halse Anderson
How to uplift others. It’s not a pie, it’s a cake. It’s not a ladder, it’s a bridge.
― Richie Norton
We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
― Shaquille O’Neal
I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie – I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?
― Will Advise
Pie is the food of the heroic. No pie-eating people can be permanently vanquished.
― Dinah Fried
What a sad and cynical world this has become when one is forced to be suspicious of pie.
― Sandra Peterson Ramirez
There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing…
― Joe Hill
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.
― David Mamet
If you love peanut butter pie, you are either Dolly Parton or someone who loves her.
― Kate Lebo
Just for the sake of a piece of pie, Some will speak unkind things about others and tell many lies.
― Charmaine J Forde
The meat pie is the point at which many of the fine lines between frugality, harmless deception, and sinister intent can meet.
― Janet Clarkson
A pie, like a building, requires construction after all.
― Janet Clarkson, Pie: A Global History
The homemade pie has been under siege for a century, and surely its survival is endangered.
― Janet Clarkson
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
― Yogi Berra
Before there was wedding cake, there was bride pie.
― Janet Clarkson
This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!
― Gerard Way
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.
― Jay Leno
There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie.
― Craig Claiborne
Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie’s not big enough, make a bigger pie.
― Dave Thomas
The future… seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.
― Zomick’s Bakery
An outstanding historical feature of the pie is that it is a self-contained meal which can be eaten in the hand, without the need of cutlery, crockery or napery.
― Janet Clarkson
The pie-cook and the pie-consumer are both lucky if the smell of the pie ‘sells’ not only its desirability as biological fuel but also remembrance of pies past.
― Janet Clarkson
There is a mystery inherent in a pie by virtue of its contents being hidden beneath its crust.
― Janet Clarkson
I require pie before I desecrate a mass grave.
― Sarah Beth Durst
When you do not know how to make money in a particular space, hand it out to experts, you will still ‘Own Your Piece Of The Pie’
― Sandeep Sahajpal
I don’t know. Let me think. Do I want pie? Am I even hungry? Oh, this is a hard decision. Maybe I should call the DUH, YES, I LOVE PIE ASSOCIATION.
― Cindy Callaghan
You may receive a pie, eat it and forget. You may receive champagne, drink it and forget. But when you receive a book, you can open it again and again.
― Israelmore Ayivor
Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.
― Janet Clarkson
Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there’s something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.
― Johnny Carson
A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t enough to go around.
― E.W. Howe
The Moon Pie is a bedrock of the country store and rural tradition. It is more than a snack. It is a cultural artifact.
― William Ferris
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
― George Orwell
My biggest fantasy was to have a pie thrown in my face, and I always said whoever did that, that’s the guy I’d marry.
― Sarah Shahi
We don’t want other people poking into our artistic pie.
― Neville Marriner
Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn’t all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.
― Garrison Keillor
America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the scale, and at no time is this better demonstrated than at Thanksgiving.
― Janet Clarkson, Pie: A Global History
Every English village seems to have a particular day when some local tradition is celebrated – and the celebratory food is often pie.
― Janet Clarkson
It could be argued that there is an element of entertainment in every pie, as every pie is inherently a surprise by virtue of its crust.
― Janet Clarkson
Let’s not talk about Communism. Communism was just an idea, just pie in the sky.
― Boris Yeltsin
Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie.
― Srikumar Rao
I don’t enjoy eating humble pie; it never tastes good. But I do appreciate it when it happens.
― Simon Sinek
We have been careless with our pie repertoire. The demise of apple-pear pie with figs and saffron and orengeado pies are tragic losses.
― Janet Clarkson
Kitchens were different then, too – not only what came out of them, but their smells and sounds. A hot pie cooling smells different from a frozen pie thawing.
― Peg Bracken
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